haha made me laugh a little…..almost that time=)
Billy here, Elf on the Shelf.
I hijacked the hot mess’s computer because I just can’t take it anymore. So put your glue guns down, shut down your frantic Pinterest searching and gather round.
I’m just going to come right out with it…
What exactly are you all doing? Have you forgotten what we are? Have you lost your damn minds?
We are ELVES on SHELVES! Not Elves having tea parties with Barbie, Elves fishing in toilets for goldfish, Elves toilet papering the whole house or Elves running a zoo in the living room. We do not craft all night and day! Let me remind you… we are Elves on Shelves!
It’s getting pretty chaotic and insane now that so many of you are one-upping each other with your craftiness and creativity. I mean, come on! Why are you making this so challenging?
This is a good gig we have…
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